Your favourite film quotes??

Discussion in 'Film & Television' started by JDMHatch, Thursday 3rd Dec, 2009.

  1. JDMHatch Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Just watched Team America and there's some classic quotes in it lol


    * * * Write you favourite quotes and the films they are from * * *


    Few of mine:


    Team America:


    Lisa: "If you can promise me you'll never die I would make love to you right now"


    Gary: "I promise I will never die"


    And


    Gary: "Ohhh I get it, I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if i go down on you I get a movie part"


    Spotzwell: "No I just want to show you something"


    Gary: "Ohh I bet you do"


    Spotzwell: "Please Gary, I'm not from hollywood, i'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable"


    Gary gets in the limo...


    Gary: "Jeez this is a nice Limo!"


    Spotzwell: "Yes it is. Now suck my cock"


    And


    Gary: "Wow a flying limo, now i've seen everything!"


    Spotzwell: "Have you seen a man eat his own head?"


    Gary: "No"


    Spotzwell: "Then you haven't seen everything"


    New Fast and Furious:


    When Dom's driving at like 100 miles an hour towards a crashed car with a man standing in front of it and smashes into him crushing him to death and he says "Pussy" i pissed myself laughing. As if anyone could survive that


    Post your fave film quotes...


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  2. 1964 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    the pussy line from F+F cracked everyone in the cinema up XD


    But i think mine would have to be pretty much anything Samuel L Jackson said in Pulp Fiction... :Grin:
     
  3. Shadowdemon88 Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    'The one with bad motherfucker on it'


    not gonna write the film u should know it
     
  4. Shadowdemon88 Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    lol what a coincident


    best film ever!!
     
  5. mattyvtis Club Member ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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    Anchorman .... enough said !
     
  6. TwistedSanity666 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    1980 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (Best of the lot IMO)


    Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.


    Darth Vader: Luke, you do not yet realise your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.


    Luke: I'll never join you!


    Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.


    Luke: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!


    Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father.


    Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!


    Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!


    Luke: No! No!
     
  7. 1964 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    I love...desk..


    I love.....carpet...


    I love....lamp...
     
  8. ej6coupe Club Member ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

    lmfao women attrack bears they can smell the menstration...
     
  9. Remedi Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    "This town is like a great big pussy waiting to get fucked"
     
  10. Lex. Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Pulp Fiction has some of my fave quotes ever


    Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.


    Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.


    Pumpkin: [standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!


    Honey Bunny: Any of you f**king pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf**king last one of ya!


    Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?


    Brett: What?


    Jules: What country you from?


    Brett: What?


    Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?


    Brett: What?


    Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?


    Brett: Yes!


    Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!


    Brett: Yes!


    Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!


    Brett: What, I-?


    Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf**ker. Say what one more goddamn time.


    Brett: He's b-b-black...


    Jules: Go on.


    Brett: He's bald...


    Jules: Does he look like a bitch?


    Brett: What?


    [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]


    Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?


    Brett: No!


    Jules: Then why you try to f**k him like a bitch, Brett?


    Brett: I didn't.


    Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f**k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f**ked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.


    (best quote ever)


    Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


    also really like this from taken:


    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
     
  11. ej6coupe Club Member ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

    without a paddle...


    where are we...


    somewhere between the corner of bum fuck and you got a pretty mouth
     
  12. Remedi Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Jimmy: "I can't believe this is the same car!"


    The Wolf: "Let's not start sucking each other's dick's just yet"


    lol Pulp Fiction is one of the best scripted films ever
     
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  13. mr roboto Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    it don't matter if you win by a inch or a mile winnings wining


    think you all know that one
     
  14. Stu. Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Life Of Brian


    Brian: You were raped?!


    Mother Well.. at first.


    Pretty much every line of the Anchorman script is a winner too :Smile:
     
  15. JDMHatch Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    haha i loved that too
     
  16. Shadowdemon88 Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    'i'm the backwards man, the backwards man. i can walk backwards fasten then u can!'


    fredy got fingered
     
  17. DanF Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    can't forget Arni


    [​IMG]
     
  18. Gary. Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Ejecto seato cus
     
  19. stujotham Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    I wanna punch you square in the face


    stop screaming, your wake the neighbours (whilst he is trying to bury his step bro alive)


    Step brothers
     
  20. HONDAndy Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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