Male escort

Discussion in 'Lounge & Gossip' started by eg6boy1986, Saturday 28th Nov, 2009.

  1. eg6boy1986 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Went out with my mate yesterday in town for a drink but before we got to the pub he said he has some places to go, so off we went and he dragged me down a sidestreet into an advertisement place went up the stairs and on this office door it said premier escorts? wtf man? lol

    So we went in and he got chatting to this secretery and she hands him an envelope and she says she will be in touch? We get to the pub and obviously im fireing all sorts of questions at him and so he opens the envelope and theres
  2. Porker New Member Getting Started

    You have to sleep with the crusty old women that hire you.

    You won't get work unless you're a hottie, I got asked to be an escort because I'm a sexy bastard....
  3. Jasonday2007 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★


    I want to do this, easy money!

    EDIT:saw porkers post, now im not so interested
  4. Sirk Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    still thats better then paying crusty old women to sleep with me:Grin:

    nah honestly a guy where i used to work done it, he said the same thing, its piss easy and reckons half the time he was company at parties and just got pissed all the time
  5. eg6boy1986 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    well tbh im alot better looking than my m8 im always in the gym and never have a problem dating attractive girls so i can't see why not, plus I've always wanted to bed older woman like business woman type :Wink:
  6. Porker New Member Getting Started

    Di it then.

    It easy cash, just got to be prepared to be some older birds eye candy and fuck em if they want to pay. Game on..
  7. pattys civic ep3 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    id do it! im one hot peice off ass and i wana bang old women and get paid for it!
  8. civic_bitch Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Male slag, lol... Sounds fun tho :Grin:
  9. daz-civic Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    sounds like easy money

    just carefull you don't over do it and kill some old bird in the sack
  10. Perry. Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    ill bang old women, No charge aha
  11. eg6boy1986 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    i think i may be onto a winner here :Smile:
  12. Performancetek Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    aye, I bet your mate keeps quiet about the guys he gets sent to though, ha ha ha . :Tongue:
  13. eg6boy1986 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

  14. eca Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

    I've thought about it myself. alot of it is people who are in town for the weekend (air hostesses etc) who don't want to stay in their hotel and just want someoen to show them about town for a laugh. you don't HAVE to shag them. but obviously it happens and there are extra charges included.

    and yes. its fucking good money. they pay for your drinks, meals etc blah blah. and apparently half the time their attractive women, not crusty old tarts.
  15. Stu. Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Haha, this cracked me up!

    Me and my mate were having the exact same conversation last night in t'pub, wierd. His mum's mate knows someone who made a fortune from it. Apparently you don't have to sleep with them, but getting paid to get laid? Where do I sign up? :Grin:
  16. eg6boy1986 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    bruce gigalo male giggolo :Wink:
  17. Callum. Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    you don't HAVE to sleep with them. thats not what they are paying you for, i've got two mates who do it
  18. Porker New Member Getting Started

    No, but you get a shitload more cash for a deal....
  19. Callum. Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Not always true, but i guess it's your choice. so surely it's win win.

    A fit one takes you out.

    Smash it.

    a munter old crusty burger takes you out.

    fuck her off.

    money + money
  20. eifz Club Member ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

    bloody hell it's easier than a forreigner ennit :Tongue: c'mon girls greasy student ere ready for action gimme some money first thow :Smile:

    old people aint very good thow uuuuuch