Jokes about Jordan

Discussion in 'Lounge & Gossip' started by Tobiasnugent, Thursday 3rd Dec, 2009.

  1. Tobiasnugent Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    These are harsh, but its up to you if its wrong or right to laugh.


    jordan goes to buy a new car at a garage being jordan she wants every thing on it big wheels the lot so she says before i buy this car i want the best of everything i want every thing modified for harvy,


    so the bloke says


    so what flavour do you want the windows


    im a barbie girl


    in a barbie world


    tits are plastic


    sons a sp@stick


    he can't comb his hair, and dribbles everywere


    its fantastic


    little sp@stick


    come on harvey lets go party
     
  2. James Rowe Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

  3. large_steve182 Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

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    dissapointment, i thought we were going to come in here and slag off james rowe's car


    *walks slowly and dissapointed away from this thread, thinking how else he could of spent 30 seconds*
     
  4. HotPinkBabe Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Lol my uncle said the first one to me other day haha
     
  5. Tobiasnugent Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    i am sorry
     
  6. Sirk Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?


    That's ASDA Price.


    Selling Plastic Fire Trucks


    That's Fisher Price


    Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun?


    That's Katie Price.
     
  7. Tobiasnugent Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    haha good one
     
  8. Sirk Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

    Say what you want about Jordan & Peter Andre, but at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goody's.
     
  9. Tobiasnugent Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    oh harsh
     
  10. clive Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    X2


    I was ready for a right laugh!
     
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  12. morris Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    been around in text form but still make me laugh.
     
  13. James Rowe Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Have we looked at yours lately? Least mine is fucking spotless and mint. Kept in garaged only used at weekend and maintained regardless to cost, whats yours? Fucking shit wagon.
     
  14. large_steve182 Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

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    oi you best not insult the ICE road warrior, my cars seen things that if your car saw it would run back to japan crying its eyes out.
     
  15. James Rowe Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Run back? Its a Jordan, its not from Japan.
     
  16. morris Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    awww... whos a little smart arse.
     
  17. jh_mgr Club Member ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

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  18. jdm-mike Top Contributor ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

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    ^^^^^^^^^ fucking brilliant. i heard jade goody smashed david blains record of doing fuck all in a box a while back. sorry i know it's harsh but i just remebered it.
     
  19. likekites Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    fucking LOL
     
  20. aji621 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Adam Colchester
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    Actually, that has me thinking?


    Were they built in japan and re-sprayed over here?


    Someone who has one go check the little plaque in the engine bay, should say


    HONDA MOTOR CO. UK


    or


    HONDA MOTOR CO. JAPAN


    Or somthing like that,


    im intreaged now
     
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