Discussion in 'Lounge & Gossip' started by Buc, Sunday 15th Nov, 2009.
I am hanging.... bad
lol go do some sleeping then
man i wasnt even that hung over this morning. But then, because of the rain, somehow my distributor got wet and car wudnt start so had to dry it etc, and then because I've cranked the car so much trying to start it and bat was kinda low anyway it goes flat. so i spend the first hour doing this and then trying to push start the car ALONE! (yeah it didnt work, i managed to do it all alone but the bat was too flat to be started that way). at this point pushing the car so much and then outing chinese from last night, i felt like absolute S**T!!!! just to make you feel better.....how i wish i could of stayed in bed all day. lol
i was really bad this morning,
my phone no longer works as i was using it as a gun pretending i was soap mctavish last night
my elbows killing me from rolling around on the floor being soap mctavish,
woke up in my boxers with porn still on the computer,
but my mate took the biscuit, hes got a black eye because some girl through a full beer can and hit him in the eye with it, then her twin sister bit him in the hand about 10 minutes after, was funny as hell to watch
hahaha dude thats bad, drunk texting got me into deep shit by sendin the wrong text to the wrong girl... that was a headache to sort out
^^^^^ ahhhh shit that is a bad one.
birthday hangover boooooooooooooooooooooo
i was having a go with a guy who owned the club about how the air freshner in the shitter smelt like sick ,and eeerrrmmmm he took it the wrong way haha
was funny though to see a guy screaming I LOVE MY AIR FRESHNERS
you didnt shit in someones garden on the way home did you morf?
NA got a taxi
well not a taxi as such , it was the sisterinlaw's boyfriend, in a slamed and i mean SSSLLLLEEEEEAAAAMMMMMED vw passat , the wife was sick though hehe
she looked like she'd been shot ,just hanging out the car , i was screaming at he saying ,COME ON ,UP YA VIVA
i decided to walk back at silly oclock the other night. got confused by roads coz i was so drunk and copa stopped and gave me a lift!!! haha was a result!! good job i was tight and didnt get taxi all the way as i got a free taxi DDD
had some of them nights before and sleeping all day does fuck all to get rid of a hang over i did it 2 weeks in a row got in at 4am got up at 4pm still feeling shit! my solution get up neck some headache tablets and a can of coke and your away! lol
Got in at 5, woke up at 11:45, look like a crack head, I love my hang over
Some of the funniest times with my mates are on hangovers, but yesterdays hangmare was horrible because of the tequila and red wine with baileys which was mixed friday night.
i got in at 4:00am absolutely bladdered, and then was woken up at 9am by my friends who couldn't sleep and insisted we went for a maccys breakfast. im now back in bed suffering big style! it was an awesome night though.
my mate necked some 40 year old bird from work (he's probably about 27?)
i necked a 30 year old (im 23)
both half-do able
older women rock my world!!