Have you ever...

Discussion in 'Lounge & Gossip' started by Porker, Tuesday 15th Dec, 2009.

  1. Porker New Member Getting Started

    Spent 15 mins aimlessly walking around a Tesco when you only went in for Milk?


    Just because there was a fitty with an awesome ass walking around in front of you? :Tongue:


    I just did. It was awesome. It's hard finding things to look at so you don't look like a perv :Tongue:
     
  2. daz-civic Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    lol especially if you find youve followed her to the womens underwear or sanitary towels
     
  3. likekites Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    your such a winner porker haha
     
  4. haz Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Ha Ha legend


    Haz
     
  5. TwistedSanity666 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    That's like staying on the bus or train for longer than your own stop just so you can perv for a little while longer, then having to head back to your own stop!
     
  6. NeilVtec Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Pork-Win


    Totally got distracted from buying stuff by some hot thang before.... i think its natural !
     
  7. burray Senior Member ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

    You only did it for 15 mins? Amateur. :Wink:


    I'd expect nothing less than following her home, wanking as you watch her eyes in the rear view.


    ....what?
     
  8. Porker New Member Getting Started

    Lol @ Burray, awesome.
     
  9. linh-ej9 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    did it all the time when i use to work in a chinese supermarket. pushed a trolly full of stuff around pretending to put shit back
     
  10. EP3_Foolserrand Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

    547
    I was walking down the high street at lunch, 2 women walked out infront of me. ( I say women, can't have been more than 24 )


    Once was a real stunner, wearing black leggings, tight black leggings. And French knickers.


    5min later, I had managed to free myself from the hypnotic state I was in. Walked through a shop, had a browse, walk back out and BAM! its back infront. Sooo.. I pop out the iPhone and capture 5 seconds of wonderful ass.
     
  11. Porker New Member Getting Started

    ^^ Pics or GTFO.
     
  12. EP3_Foolserrand Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

    547
    Not figured out how to upload video from Iphone to pc then link it :Messed:
     
  13. Porker New Member Getting Started

    Lame. You fail :Frown:
     
  14. Tobiasnugent Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Just upload to photobucket you loser!
     
  15. aji621 Club Veteran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

    Adam Colchester
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    Plug phone in. simple.
     
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  16. EP3_Foolserrand Valued Contributor ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

    547
    Yes. Very simple, but strangely I am at work.